"Two old vets were out for a Saturday stroll with their dogs. Frank had a Doberman pinscher and George had a Chihuahua.
As they made their way down the street, they spotted a pub on the corner.
"Let's grab a beer before we have to go back home," Frank said.
George noted that they wouldn't be allowed inside with their dogs.
"Just follow my lead," Frank said.
They walked over to the bar and Frank put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer stopped him and said, "Sorry sir, no pets allowed."
Frank said, "You don't understand, this is my seeing-eye dog"
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
"Yes, they're using them now. They are very good for the job" Frank replied. The bouncer let him and his dog inside.
George decided to give it a try, too. He put on a pair of dark glasses and approached the bouncer with his Chihuahua. "Sorry, no pets allowed;' the bouncer said again.
"This is my seeing-eye dog" George told the bouncer.
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
"A Chihuahua! They gave me a stupid Chihuahua!" George exclaimed. " A Chihuahua? , Gus Wacker, Roundup, Mont.
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